deep thoughts on pregnancy

• really, i have to pee again? this is absurd
• really, i'm hungry again? this is absurd
• baby, what exactly are you doing in there?
• that placement? directly on my pelvis? is just not working for me
• thanks stretch marks, you really know how to make a gal feel special
• can i please just take a nap?
• husband + 3 pillows + expanding belly + queen size bed = completely illogical
• does "big baby" mean that all the newborn onesies are null and void?
• cannot stop thinking about baby
• so excited
• so effing scared
• we've officially entered the "waiting" zone...tick tock
• boy or girl...BOY OR GIRL!??!?!